Hey, folks, one of my sources at the Democratic convention (I think this is one of the guys Jerome Corsi used to confirm that Bush is creating a North American Union) sent me some blockbuster footage.

What you are about to see is secret footage, taken with a hidden camera, of the actual Obama campaign meeting where they decided to have him speak from a faux-Greek Temple.

This is history in the making. Enjoy!

PS: If you were watching the "this would be a dog and pony show, but the dog ran off and the pony just died" misery that is the Democratic Convention every night, you would be making jokes, too.