Joseph Stalin isn't the only great thinker to provide inspiration to Obamatrons. The official Obamessiah website allows acolytes to post their favorite quotations from moonbats through the ages. You probably won't see George Washington or Winston Churchill, but you will find these lefty luminaries:

• Karl Marx
• Ho Chi Minh
• Mao Tse-Tung
• Vladimir Lenin
• Leon Trotsky
• Fidel Castro
• Subcomandate Marcos

—and of course, Uncle Joe, though it looks like this one got scrubbed. Apparently there's nothing from Hitler; the Left has disowned him, presumably because he lost the war.

Future collections of great progressive quotations will include the wise words of the Obamessiah himself, such as these favorites:

• I won't wear that pin on my chest.
• …this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal…
• I don't want them punished with a baby.
• …they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion…
• Why can't I just eat my waffle?

He's only held public office a few years and already the Obamessiah's aphorisms and prophesies could fill a Little Red Book.

On a tip from matterhorn. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.