After I ran a hard hitting story from the Weekly World News yesterday that revealed Barack "Stallion" Obama had actually posed nude while he was Harvard Law School, the WWN actually emailed me and told me to check back last night for a blockbuster story -- and my friends, they delivered!

You've heard of Barack Obama's druggie half-brother in Kenya who was living in a hut? Well, some of his relatives are apparently even sketchier,

At a shocking press conference this morning, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama announced that he has a half-man half-bat half-brother.

The boyish looking half brother of undetermined age had been living in a cave in the Karura Forest outside Nairobi, until he was recently discovered by Dr. Robert Ndesango of Kenyatta University. Dr. Ndesango, who had been researching in the cave, was at first startled by the unusual boy, who quickly introduced himself as Obatma. Soon enough, the boy was showing him his part of the cave and pictures he'd drawn on the walls.

Tests indicate that the boy mutant is indeed Barack Obama's younger half brother; the two share a father but have different mothers.

....Senator Obama stood proudly next to the brother he claims to have first met on a trip to Kenya during the late 1990's. Michelle Obama declined to attend the announcement and said through a spokeswoman, "That boy is strange. He will not be coming near my house or my kids."

When asked how Obama's half brother came to be a half-bat mutant, Obama said it was "a family matter that should remain private."

First, Obama won't give us the real scoop on his association with Bill Ayers and now he's refusing to reveal how he came to have a half-bat mutant brother? C'mon, America wants some real answers this time Obama!

PS: Although this story about Obama and his mutant brother is obviously bullet proof, I have to admit that another article in the WWN that claims Sarah Palin is actually an alien from the planet Wazeela is completely bogus. How do I know that? It claims Wazeela is "37,000 miles due east from the Sun" and of course, there is no such thing as "due east" in space.