Once again, the Weekly World News is covering the stories the mainstream media has been ignoring like Batboy running wild, meetings between our leaders and aliens and now -- perhaps most importantly -- Obama posing nude at Harvard Law School.

That's right, folks, instead of "Barack Hussein Obama" or "The One," you can just call him the "Stallion" from here on out...

The shocking photo obtained by Weekly World News reporter Hideaki Tailor reveals that Obama revealed himself during his time at Harvard Law School.

In order to pay his way though Harvard Law, Barack Obama posed nude for several sessions of a figural drawing class.

Why had this been a secret for so long? Retired sculptor and art professor Lorraine Feinbaum explained, "Back then he only went by the nickname, 'Stallion,' as he was quite fit but slender.

..."As the child of a working-class family, he did what he needed to do in order to get his first-class education," explained Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House of Representatives.

Naturally, San Fran Nan approves -- well, assuming this is a real article, right? But, the Weekly World News wouldn't lie to us, would they? Well, if you have doubts, I would just say that you should keep in mind that this article is written by Hideaki Tailor, the very same reporter who broke the explosive "Bat Boy Falls for Meghan McCain" story...

Now, I know what you're probably thinking at this point and I will have to agree with you 100%. Number one, Obama was probably coked up when he posed nude and number two, yes, Meghan McCain is quite the hotty!

PS: Of course, Obama didn't really pose nude, so don't send me humorless emails about it -- but he has used coke and Meghan McCain is definitely a good looking woman.