Here's the perfect gift for the moonbat on your list: an abortion.

Planned Parenthood, which in past years has promoted a "Choice on Earth" abortion campaign during the Christmas season, has a new outreach, offering Christmas gift certificates to be used for abortions.

Abortion gift cards are particularly appropriate during the Christmas season, in light of King Herod's mass slaughter of infants at the time of Christ's birth.

Get your Planned Parenthood gift cards today, each redeemable for one dead baby. Taxpayers may shower PP with hundreds of $millions per year, but they can't be expected to pick up all the costs. The country's most successful abortion mill franchise needs more cash if it's going to continue to make record profits.

On a tip from TED. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.