It's already gotten to the point that you don't need to be in trouble to get a bailout; you just need to be in ideological sync with the moonbats running our government. Planned Parenthood, the McDonald's of abortion, is flush with cash thanks to the $millions of our money bureaucrats shower down upon it. Yet these baby-butchering "family planners" are asking for the equivalent of an auto industry bailout, having sent the Illustrious Office of the President Elect a 50-page proposal that includes the following demands:

• $1 BILLION dollars in taxpayer funding for International Abortion Groups
• $700 million in taxpayer funding for "Title X" Health Clinics (aka your local Planned Parenthood affiliate)
• $65 million for the UNFPA, an international aid organization connected to coercive abortion as part of China's coercive one-child policy
• Repeal the Hyde Amendment — Vastly expanding federal taxpayer funding for abortions
• Include Abortion coverage in any taxpayer-subsidized national health care program
• Expand taxpayer-funded abortions on military bases
• Expand taxpayer-funded abortions through the Peace Corps program
• Expand taxpayer-funded abortions for federal prisoners

If Obama says no to abortionists, it will be a first. But you can say no by signing a petition against this moonbattery.

Hat tip: Stop the ACLU; on a tip from Kristy. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.