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December 18, 2008
John Hawkins Really Disturbing Christmas Gifts

Christmas is almost upon us and if you're like me, you've got certain friends and family members who "have everything." Finding something different or unusual for these people is almost impossible. Well, thanks to the fine folks at InventorSpot, that's not going to be a problem this year!

For example, let's say you have a friend who's a little "over zealous" about animal rights. They just won't shut up about it! Well, nothing says "loosen up, PETA girl" quite like this Real Possum Foot Necklace,

Possum Foot Necklace

On the other hand, maybe you have a pal who's a hard core feminist who insists that a woman can do anything a man can do -- except much, much better! Well, there is one area where even she would have to admit that men have the advantage: peeing standing up! Wait, did I say men have the advantage? Scratch that. They had the advantage before the "P-Mate,"

P-Mate

Then there's that annoying couple you're friends with. You know, they can't spend enough time together, they obsessively talk about each other, and they've gotten so close that they've actually started to look a little bit alike (knew a couple like that in college and it was creepy!)

Well, I think they would probably appreciate getting a little closer together with a pair of Fundies.

Fundies

There are lots more gifts over at InventorSpot, including this fetal cookie cutter,

This is your last chance to buy before Christmas!

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