So nerds suffer in the short term:

Researchers in Australia surveyed 185 men and women, ages 16 to 25, at the University of Sydney on their sexual history and STD knowledge. Responses to questionnaires revealed that "art students were younger [and] more likely to be sexually active" than science students (who, presumably were too busy doing homework to get out and get busy).

And on average across groups, males were less likely to have had sex than females.

As for the reasons behind the disparity between art chicks and science geeks, lead author Bernadette Zakher, of the university's Department of General Practice, reserved comment, saying that the survey did not delve deeply into demographics or sexual history, "There isn't enough information for conjecture."

Nature podcast editor Adam Rutherford has a few ideas. "I just hate it when stereotypes are right," he posted on the UK's Guardian website. "The research does not go into the potential causes of this lack of bedroom activity by my boffin brethren, nor does it detail the worthy sacrifice of cheap carnal thrills for rational agility and mental development, which I have convinced myself lies at the root of this problem. That, and the personal hygiene issues."

I'm guessing, though, that they win in the long-term. They'll have fewer STD's, attract smart women (also likely nerds and virginal), make more money, and live longer (smarter people have longer lifespans).

Hang on, nerds, there's hope!

H/T Ann Althouse

Cross-posted at MelissaClouthier.com