Today, the smartest, most wonderful man on the planet seemed to be baffled when he wasn't able to walk through a window,

It looks like President Obama hasn't gotten acquainted to his White House surroundings. On the way back to the Oval Office Tuesday, the President approached a paned window, instead of the actual door -- located a few feet to his right.

We here at Right Wing News can neither confirm nor deny that Obama said the following,

Later tonight, media experts are predicting that Keith Olbermann will declare the window to be his "Worst person in the world" while Chris Matthews will opine that the window is a racist that refused to open because Obama's black.