This is not a joke, but an actual product scheduled to be produced by the bloated farce that was once General Motors but has now been nationalized by the Obama regime:

It's called a PUMA, which stands for Personal Urban Mobility and Accessibility. Top speed is 35 mph. No word on how much they'll cost, but don't worry, they'll be subsidized by the government, just like the UAW slackers who will make them during the brief gaps between their coffee breaks.

They say people get the government they deserve. Now that Change has reduced us to socialism, that means we will also get the car we deserve — which is all the more reason to prove we deserve better by loosening the liberal death grip that's strangling our culture.

On a tip from Richard C. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.