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June 08, 2009
John Hawkins The 15 Hottest Conservative Women In The New Media

After doing The 10 Hottest Liberal Women In Politics last week, I thought that in order to be fair, I should feature the women on the Right as well. So, in the spirit of the Hill's 50 Most Beautiful lists, I present to you "The 15 Hottest Conservative Women In The New Media."

Do keep in mind that this list only covers women in the new media. That means no Fox News babes, no congressional aides, and no think tankers -- unless they have a new media presence as well.

Additionally, since I know a lot of women who were being evaluated on this list, I didn't think it would be fair for me to select them alone. So, I put together a large list of women and had a group of judges score their photos. Beyond me, the other judges were:

1) Frank J. from IMAO

2) Rob Port from Say Anything

3) William Teach from Pirate's Cove

4) Charisma Arts

5) Vox Day Vox Popoli

6) Doug Ross

So, there were seven sets of scores for each woman considered. I dropped the high and the low score for each woman and then added the women to the final list based on who had the highest remaining scores.

What follows is a list, in no particular order, of the 15 women who made the cut. In other words, these are the hottest conservative women in the new media:

1) Dana Loesch

Dana Loesch

2) Ashley Herzog, Townhall

Ashley Herzog

3) Shelly Roche, Bytestyle TV

Shelly Roche

4) Tabitha Hale, Pink Elephant Pundit

Tabitha Hale

5) Moxie

Moxie

6) Media Lizzy, Media Lizzy & Friends

Media Lizzy

7) Michelle Oddis, Human Events

Michelle Oddis

8)Michelle Malkin

Michelle Malkin

9) Pamela Geller, Atlas Shrugs

Pamela Geller

10) S.E. Cupp, Red S.E. Cupp

S.E. Cupp

11) Bettina Inclan

Bettina Inclan

12) Dr. Helen

Dr. Helen Smith

13) Ann Coulter

Ann Coulter

14) Amanda Carpenter, Hot Button

Amanda Carpenter

15) Rachel Marsden

Rachel Marsden

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Comments (31)
Ann Coulter's in this thread so you know what that means...moonbats losing bladder function.
Yep, I fully expected comment number one to be a raving about Coulter Adam's apple or something.
I hadn't heard of at least eleven of the women on this list. I will be getting familiar with them for sure now... Intellectually speaking of course, with some ogling on the side.
Poor Dr. Helen look cold.

All in all an impressive list. A hearty "Well done" to your panel of distinguished judges.
What? No Mary Katharine Ham?!
You forgot Mary Katherine Ham, Sharon Soon, and Skye.
I was merely one of seven judges, so just assume the poor judgment of the other judges kept your favorite conservative women off the list.
Posted by John_Hawkins
2009-06-08 10:22:29

OK but No Mary K is like a hot dog without the hot dog or bun.
I'll add my voice to those exclaiming "What? Where's Mary Katherine Ham?"
Don't know many of these wimmin, but I'd bet that any one of them could take that dipwit idjit from Playboy and kick his pathetic ass into next week. And hardly break a sweat doing so.

And, yes, Dr. H could use some warmin' up. Or not...
Nice list, with the exception of MKH's omission.
Ladies on the list take heart, we're objectifying you with the noblest of intentions... um, well, no, not really. ;)
Yeah, where is MKH? She not only is attractive, but probably more well-known that most of the women listed, except for Coulter and Malkin.

It would take a liberal with blinkers on and a jaundiced attitude to pretend that Ms.Coulter is not a beautiful woman. And we know they don't exist.

Not that it's ethical to ascribe that a woman is better or worse because of her looks, but, if vote comes to shove, it's S.E.Cupp all the way. Oh, my my!
I do not get the attraction to Ann Coulter, I really do not. She's just not pretty to me at all. And I agree, leaving off Mary Katherine Ham is a serious oversight; plus the others mentioned above. I don't even know who some of these women are.
Not that it's ethical to ascribe that a woman is better or worse because of her looks


You know, I hear this all the time, and I just want to say "BULL!". Being attractive is a good thing. It is, by far, not the only good thing, or anywhere near the most important good thing. But it is a good thing. All other things equal, it is better to be attractive than ugly. Can we all just admit that one blindingly obvious fact?
Wow I'd never actually seen a pic of Ashley Herzog before.

Homina Homina
Beauty and Good are two different things, but something that is beautiful is aesthetically pleasing even though it lacks any moral component.
Not that it's ethical to ascribe that a woman is better or worse because of her looks

Well now, as long as we remember we're only voting on and grading looks (and remember there's subjectivity involved), I don't see much ethical issue.
Posted by Christopher_Taylor
2009-06-08 16:07:39

Not sure I agree. Is beauty all of good? No. Is beauty part of good? Absoulutely. The answer to the former question should not negate the second.
There is just something about that pic. of Dr. Helen that says "I want you now, MrMeaner".

And the picture of Rachel Marsden says "you've been a naughty MrMeaner for thinking that about Dr. Helen. Now I have to punish you"

And I agree with decypher about Ashley Herzog
Wow!...I had no idea
I thought they were all hot! I blame Bush that MKH wasn't on there :D
Posted by MrMeaner
2009-06-08 17:07:04

After those comments about Dr. Helen, I hope you don't have any puppies that might accidently get, you know, fall into a blender.
Good list. Pam Geller, Amanda Carpenter and Michelle Malkin are obvious ones. Michelle Oddis is another good addition. I didn't realize that S. E. Cupp looked like that...

I think you missed Elisabeth Meinecke from Human Events and Sharon Soon (also mentioned by "tre").
Posted by Bill_Dalasio
2009-06-08 18:40:05

LOL

Thanks a lot...There goes kitchen sex.
Now I'll have to use the "safe word", if I ever even see a blender.
Maybe a mixing bowl and a wooden spoon.
No blenders.
In fact, I'm going to go hide mine right now.

Shyeeeaah
That may have been more information than you all wanted....
but..
(cough, cough)
Uhh, Mary Katherine Ham looks a little perturbed on O'Reilly tonight.
(though still lovely)
Coincidence?....maybe
I think your #1 is a good choice. She is not just very pretty, but at least from that photo seems to project a sense of introspective curiosity, as if she's actually interested in what another is thinking, and seems open to listening. I don't know, it's just the first thing that came to my mind. If she's as intelligent as she looks (And I think she is, from reading her work) then perhaps she should be taken more seriously as a commentator. (I think women in general, and good looking women in particular, get a bad rap when it comes to meing taken seriously). Men? They can be ugly as hell and nobody cares. I'm a man, and I had half my left side shredded in combat so I'm no "looker", but people still listen to what i have to say. Yeah, Dana loesch gets my #1 vote too. I wish her well in her career.
I'm an Ann Coulter fan and what's most attractive is her quick wit and her come back to the nut cases that call themselves dems, libs, progressives, and some times democrats.
Ashley from Townhall is number 1 in my heart!
"Mary Katherine Ham, Sharon Soon, and Skye" - gotta second that.

Mary K is hot dog with no bun... what?
Mary K is a doll.

Look, you guys got Marsden on there, who is good looking. I dare someone to say something about her. Hell hath no fury...

This list forgot a few people who after reading it came to mind.

1. Andrea Tantaros - GOP strategist

2. Monica Crowley - GOP Pundit and radio host

3. Margaret Hoover -GOP political strategist

4. Jeri Thompson - radio talk show host and wife of Fred Thompson

5. Jennifer Millerwise-Dyke -GOP strategist

other than that I enjoy the list on this site.
I'm not just saying this because she's a local girl but Dana is as lovely as she looks. Yay St Louis!!
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