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Tabloid Trash Beat: Obama Has LUNG CANCER!!!
Written By : John Hawkins

When I saw this cover on the Globe, you just know I had to grab it:

Obama Lung Cancer

This is an intriguing choice for the Globe because you may be able to hide a temper tantrum or an “enemies list” from the public, but you can’t really hide lung cancer for that long. So, if you were going to make up a disease that Barack Obama has, you’d think you’d go with something like syphilis. He could hide that, could go slowly crazy, etc., etc.

Of course, once you get into the story, they hedge their bets pretty hard:

“Everyone fears he has lung cancer because of his smoking and coughing. And he can’t keep food down. In fact, at the last White House banquet he left the room suddenly and vomited.”

…”There no doubt that Obama’s a sick man,” said a second insider. “He appears to be in pain — you can see it in his face. I think he’s refusing to see a doctor because he knows there’s a serious problem and he’d rather just ignore it.”

“Lung cancer” is not a diagnosis you just guess at, Globe! Even for you guys, that’s cheesy.

PS: The President does look as if he’s lost some weight lately. Maybe it’s the stress of the job. Hope he isn’t sick.

PS #2: If Obama did have lung cancer, do you think the mainstream media would….

A) Proclaim that he is dying, so we should pass health care reform in his honor?

B) Start running pieces about how he is the greatest President ever and is being taken from us too soon?

C) Would proclaim that lung cancer is “cool now” because Barack Obama has it?

Say that’s outrageous if you like, but I 100% guarantee you that if Obama’s lung cancer existed somewhere other than in the fevered imaginations of the people who write for the Globe, we’d get a significant helping of A, B, and C from the Left.

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  • http://huckupchuck.blogspot.com huckupchuck1

    Hmmmm … I wonder what we’d get a “significant helping of” from the right?

  • NoloContendere

    Health records are one of many that Dear Leader hasn’t disclosed. Didn’t his mother die relatively young of cancer? If so, he may have a risk factor.

  • Safari_Man

    Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8

  • Iokobos

    I pray that Obama does not have lung cancer. My grandfather passed away from that, I’d wish that on no one else.

  • whats_up

    Pray for Obama. Psalm 109:8
    Posted by Safari_Man
    2009-11-19 23:58:44

    Pretty sad wishing for the death of the President.

  • gfchicago

    “Pretty sad wishing for the death of the President.”

    Posted by whats_up
    2009-11-20 10:57:38

    Gee whats_up, from all of these translations, I don’t see anyone calling for the death of a President.

    New International Version (©1984)
    May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership.

    New American Standard Bible (©1995)
    Let his days be few; Let another take his office.

    GOD’S WORD® Translation (©1995)
    Let his days be few [in number]. Let someone else take his position.

    King James Bible
    Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

    American King James Version
    Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

    American Standard Version
    Let his days be few; And let another take his office.

    Bible in Basic English
    Let his life be short; let another take his position of authority.

    Douay-Rheims Bible
    May his days be few: and his bishopric let another take.

    Darby Bible Translation
    Let his days be few, let another take his office;

    English Revised Version
    Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

    Webster’s Bible Translation
    Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

    World English Bible
    Let his days be few. Let another take his office.

    Young’s Literal Translation
    His days are few, his oversight another taketh,
    Geneva Study Bible

    Let his days be few; and let another take his {e} office.

    (e) This was chiefly accomplished in Judas, Ac 1:20.

    King James Translators’ Notes

    office: or, charge

    Jamieson-Fausset-Brown Bible Commentary

    8. The opposite blessing is long life (Ps 91:16; Pr 3:2). The last clause is quoted as to Judas by Peter (Ac 1:20).

    office-literally, “charge,” Septuagint, and Peter, “oversight” [1Pe 5:2].

    Matthew Henry’s Concise Commentary

    109:6-20 The Lord Jesus may speak here as a Judge, denouncing sentence on some of his enemies, to warn others. When men reject the salvation of Christ, even their prayers are numbered among their sins. See what hurries some to shameful deaths, and brings the families and estates of others to ruin; makes them and theirs despicable and hateful, and brings poverty, shame, and misery upon their posterity: it is sin, that mischievous, destructive thing. And what will be the effect of the sentence, Go, ye cursed, upon the bodies and souls of the wicked! How it will affect the senses of the body, and the powers of the soul, with pain, anguish, horror, and despair! Think on these things, sinners, tremble and repent.

  • http://www.superdickery.com mightysamurai

    Pretty sad wishing for the death of the President.

    Yes, I agree. It was very sad the way the left openly wished for the death of President Bush.

  • whats_up

    Posted by gfchicago
    2009-11-20 11:13:49

    As with all things taken from the bible it must be taken in context. What does the very next verse say?

    Psalm 109.9

    Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow

    These verses go hand in hand, truly a sad display from Christians.

  • Safari_Man

    Pretty sad wishing for the death of the President.
    Posted by whats_up

    But its perfectly fine for liberals to have wished Sara Palin’s Down Syndrome baby had been aborted?

    Where were you when the Bush assassination movies were being played? Probably watching it at the Texas Theater?

    Your assumption that I am Christian (I am most certainly not) shows your bigotry toward Christians.

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