The Top Ten Occupy Wall Street Pick-Up Lines

Via Twitter, the ten best Occupy Wall Street pick up lines (Culled from #OWSPickUpLines)

10) Can I steal you dinner and a movie? — ContactDataAide

9) Let me give according to my ability, to you according to your need — NormSmaligo

8) Hey, want to make $20 an hour minimum wage? — DMartyr

7) Roses are red, violets are blue, I got room under my tarp, just for you — I_Hate_Hippies

6) Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your clothes. — iowahawkblog

5) “What time do you get off from not working?” — jpodhoretz

4) “You must be Wall Street, ’cause I’d sure like to occupy you.” — ArsenioOrteza

3) I made us a reservation for two at the meth tent — Hardline_Stance

2) We like Stalin, we like Marx. We like doin it in your parks! — I_Hate_Hippies

1) If we don’t have sex on top of this picnic table, Wall Street has won! — johnhawkinsrwn

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