The Top Ten Occupy Wall Street Pick-Up Lines

by John Hawkins | October 11, 2011 5:28 am

Via Twitter, the ten best Occupy Wall Street pick up lines (Culled from #OWSPickUpLines)

10) Can I steal you dinner and a movie? — ContactDataAide[1]

9) Let me give according to my ability, to you according to your need — NormSmaligo[2]

8) Hey, want to make $20 an hour minimum wage? — DMartyr[3]

7) Roses are red, violets are blue, I got room under my tarp, just for you — I_Hate_Hippies[4]

6) Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your clothes. — iowahawkblog[5]

5) “What time do you get off from not working?” — jpodhoretz[6]

4) “You must be Wall Street, ’cause I’d sure like to occupy you.” — ArsenioOrteza [7]

3) I made us a reservation for two at the meth tent — Hardline_Stance[8]

2) We like Stalin, we like Marx. We like doin it in your parks! — I_Hate_Hippies[4]

1) If we don’t have sex on top of this picnic table, Wall Street has won! — johnhawkinsrwn[9]

Endnotes:
  1. ContactDataAide: http://twitter.com/#!/ContactDataAide
  2. NormSmaligo: http://twitter.com/#!/NormSmaligo
  3. DMartyr: http://twitter.com/#!/DMartyr
  4. I_Hate_Hippies: http://twitter.com/#!/I_Hate_Hippies
  5. iowahawkblog: http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog
  6. jpodhoretz: http://twitter.com/#!/jpodhoretz
  7. ArsenioOrteza : http://twitter.com/#!/ArsenioOrteza
  8. Hardline_Stance: http://twitter.com/#!/Hardline_Stance
  9. johnhawkinsrwn: http://twitter.com/#!/johnhawkinsrwn

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