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Tweet Of The Year: “Well, I Hope You’ll Die Soon, Stupid Hater, And Bring All Your Stupid Followers With You In Hell”
Written By : John Hawkins

Normally, I don’t bother to comment on angry tweets aimed in my direction. In fact, I generally block annoying people on Twitter. I don’t mind the fighting, but if I’m going to do it, I want to do it on my web page where it can draw an audience.

So, earlier today, I popped off a tweet promoting a link at Linkiest:

Her name is Lexi Bee and she may be the single most annoying woman on the face of the earth http://bit.ly/cwRH6b

Incidentally, I may be underselling it there. After seeing the video at that link, the commenters at YouTube, who as a general rule are like some sort of cranky mutants who live off of human misery, were even more brutal than normal. Here are some the comments on Lexi Bee’s video at YouTube:

Lexi Bee

That is just about the most ANNOYING thing I have? EVER witnessed. Oh. My. God

MY EYES! MY EARS!? MY BRAIN!THE PAIN! please kill me!!

Kill it with? fire

Ok, now I understand why in? many countries you can buy a gun…

This. Is. Simply. WRONG

Napalm? squad, ready for action, sir !

where the f*ck is my revolver!??

Like I said, “even more brutal than normal” — and some of them were too much to post and of course, they were mixed in the “I’d tap that” comments since she’s cute. Granted, she’d be cuter if she didn’t look like an extra from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.

Of course, the thing that makes her annoying is the grating way she talks. It’s like the interrogators at Gitmo invented some sort of wacky new language designed  to irritate human beings and she was the only one who learned it. Seriously, if the choice was listening to Lexi Bee talk for twenty minutes or being waterboarded, I’d have to think about it. Granted, in the end, I would go with her talking, but the fact that I had to think about it says something.

Anyway, getting back to the tweet at hand, somehow Lexi Bee’s cousin / admirer / ultimate fanboy — something — got wind of the tweet and twas a wee bit upset about it:

@davidrafflegeau @RightWingNews you’re jealous because she’s original and unique, and you, you’re a clone with a bible in the head

@davidrafflegeau @RightWingNews and you, you’re the most stupid guy on the earth. Go buy a brain. We should kill people like you, stupid clone

@RightWingNews Well, I hope you’ll die soon, stupid hater, and bring all your stupid followers with you in hell.

Yada, yada, yada. Heard it all before a thousand times. Normally, I would just hit the block button, move on, and forget that this guy existed 30 seconds later…however, that was before I clicked over to see his pic. Oh my, that changed everything:

French Male Rainbow Brite

Yes,  folks, that’s right: The male version of Rainbow Brite is reaching out to me from France to let me know he wants me to die and go to Hell. Isn’t the Internet awesome?

PS: I’m sincerely hoping that these two are just random weirdos and not part of some sort of horrifically annoying, yet rapidly growing subculture like Furries or Justin Bieber fans.

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  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/ELCWV5ANDUEJ5D5PB35FL2LZ6Y Bildo

    I blame Oprah.

    Before her, being a ultra-feminine, douchebag, male was still considered unacceptable.

    Right-brain people piss me off.

  • Trench_Raider

    Location:France
    That says it all, doesn't it? ;-)

    But seriously, this is just symtomatic of the biggest problem with the 'net: the physical detachment makes people act out in ways they would never dream of in the real world. (something we see every single day here on this site) Take a look at this clown's photo. Does anyone REALLY think he would say things like that were he actually in the same room with Hawkins? Neither do I.

    TR

  • Alex

    “…not part of some sort of horrifically annoying, yet rapidly growing subculture”

    I believe the basic principle is if you can't annoy people enough by being “emo”, you move up to being “scene”. See for instance:

    http://www.scenequeens.com/

  • Real Politik

    The guy's following the Dali Lama – he can't be all bad.

  • http://twitter.com/shoutingboy Andrew S.

    Are we sure he's from France? Maybe he's really from Remulak. They've used that cover-story before.

  • Phang

    Omg ha hah ha hah ah hah!

    Looks that that Poke-Master has caught them all!

  • Pork_Soda

    I've done scene the supah, supah, sparklee vidi. I'm going to cut my wrists with an electric razor now.

    http://www.mefeedia.com/movie/11040485

  • David R

    “LOL”. “I'm sincerely hoping that these two are just random weirdos and not part of some sort of horrifically annoying, yet rapidly growing subculture like Furries or Justin Bieber fans.”

    Are you nasty with all original people ? I Hope you'll grow up and understand there's no need to be a clone. So, 'im colorful and what ? I was trying to defend Lexi (the pink girl) and what ? Are you a real adult ? the messages i sent you were nasty, but, it was to defend her, i can understand that 15 years old are laughtint when they see her video, but you. An Adult. My god. That right what french people say “all american have a bible in the head, and when there's someone unique, they try to ruin him, because they're used to see clones in their lifes, so they don't like original things”.
    Ahah, but well, i don't care, you just make me more famous. i'm famous on french websites with a lot of fans, now i'll be on american websites. Cool :D

  • Caroline

    Poor little gal. She's got nothing going for her…looks, intelligence, originality. pathetic.

  • GS

    What the hell does the Bible have to do with you (or her) being annoying? This is why American people say “all French have a block of Gruyere in the head, instead of a brain”.

  • Sandrine

    Caroline> and you you have no brain. Go kill yourself

    David is famous in france, you're pathetic, and ugly, pig.

  • Bhedrick

    the thing I find puzzling, and I do weird myself, I am a semi-pro makeup artist that wears Klingon outfits on a regular basis, is that in one corner of their brain they should know they are strange and ridiculous. I do. Why are they surpirsed when people call them that?

  • AngieCandie

    David & Lexi are beautiful.. And you're very very very UGLY ! So shut up & go suicid ! =)

  • mightysamurai

    Reference win.

  • mightysamurai

    Are you nasty with all original people ?

    Covering yourself with glitter and Pokemon does not make you “original”.

  • mightysamurai

    What a mature and thoughtful response.

  • Sandrine

    and do you find what said that man mature ? the crazy and stupid people are not those you think.. ;)

  • TheDickNixon

    Why don't you piss off back to the third world, you f'n rube? The pictures of those two clowns aren't even funny. They are pathetic. Hopefully, both of those “people” are sterile and cannot pass their defective genes onward.

  • Sandrine

    it's better to be a clown than a clone. aahah, stupid american people, you shouldn't exist (:

  • TheDickNixon

    dumb ass Euro trash, if it weren't for Americans, you'd be slaves, if your Nazi or Communist masters hadn't gassed or shot you.

  • mightysamurai

    it's better to be a clown than a clone.

    Uh huh. I hope that thought comforts you when you find out the best job you can get is sweeping up hair and poop in a pet store.

  • Kerrie Heretic

    He's so famous he has 41 followers! lol

  • Kerrie

    You are a clone and a clown, dude. I can see 50,000 of you “originals” walking the streets of Tokyo.

  • Christopher_Taylor

    I've always wondered why it is that people who deliberately go out of their way to look shocking or bizarre get upset when someone notices and comments on it. That's why you did it to begin with, you fool, so people would notice and you'd shock the “squares.” Congratulations, you succeeded.

    Want to really be weird and shocking and avante garde, want to really upset your parents and make a statement? Be a conservative. Dress conservatively, read a Bible. The real counterculture is on the right, you're just one more version of the man these days.

  • Sharon Heretic

    Pretty sure it's the same planet these people are from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEEsX69iIxY

  • gfchicago

    Yeah I guess that all of those in the Obama cult don't like the Dali Lama considering that Obama gave him cuff links and when the meeting was over showed him out the ally by the White House garbage.

    That tells me volumes about you leftist think about the Dali Lama.

  • Toastrider

    You first, sweetcheeks.

  • Toastrider

    So will I see you at Dragon*Con in Atlanta, Bhedrick? :)

  • Christopher_Taylor

    it's better to be a clown than a clone.

    Why?

  • Christopher_Taylor

    …John I know you're a single guy but she's not cute. Not even a little, I hate to say it because it's sort of mean to do that to people but she is not an attractive girl. In a few years she's going to be downright Amy Winehouse scary, too.

  • Real Politik

    It tells you what President Obama did at a partiular time. It does not tell you what leftists think of the Dali Lama.

  • Real Politik

    LOL – dixon. Over the edge, even for a fanatic like you.

  • Real Politik

    Of course, one could be the clone of a clown, and end up a conservative.

  • AnonDude

    Dear god, what on earth are they wearing? David, dude… You're wearing WAY too much. One of two things like the paint (?) around the eye(s?) draws attention, but any more turns you into a neon sign covered with curse words. It gets you attention, sure, but it's not quite the kind you were looking for. Might I suggest a more minimalist style?

  • Duh Prez

    It just goes to show that everything is NOT as it seems on the interwebstube.

    That guy just EXUDES intelligence. I wonder how he would fare in Iran in a getup like that. Oh wait! He's France's secret weapon to deal with the Mullacracy! Dang WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA! They'd all be shooting themselves in the head over that!

  • Duh Prez

    It's the fifteen minutes of fame thang!

  • Bhedrick

    I am scheduled to be there, money is an issue, but I plan on it. Are you going?

  • Bhedrick

    you know, a couple years ago I was walking around the Mall of America here in Minny and saw a goth couple who had done it really well. As a makeup and costuming guy, I wanted to compliment them, but that was the LAST thing they wanted, a middle aged guy saying that they looked good.

  • Duh Prez

    It took me a while to pull myself together after that little trick. Imagine giving cufflinks to a man that wears a saffron robe.

    Better yet, giving the Queen of England an Ipod with his 'brilliant' speeches on it and a model of AF1 from the White (hope I don't get accused of being racist again) House gift shop to the Duke of Edinburgh PLUS a set of DVDs on the NTSC format when PAL is used in the UK.

    What a mowron!

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  • TheDickNixon

    Nixon imagines you have already printed a pic of the boy, for your favorite “activities”.

  • Trench_Raider

    Well, played.

    TR

  • Trench_Raider

    Wow.
    I go away for four hours and this thread explodes. Who would have thought that the clowns in the photos and/or their friends would pop up here at RWN due to the post by Hawkins.
    Fun stuff.
    I'm not on Twitter, but I may have to sign up just to have fun poking these folks with a stick.

    TR

  • Trench_Raider

    Right.
    I once caught alot of flak on a web site for telling a kid who was proud that he could not get a decent job because of hi long hair “so being “cool” is more important to you than landing a decent paying job? Those are some f–ked up priorities you have there, son.”

    Happily most of these kiddies grow out of this sort of thing.

    TR

  • Trench_Raider

    Hehe..
    It's pretty amusing that one of these kiddies is trying to tell an adult to “grow up”.

    TR

  • gfchicago

    You've got to be kidding me showing him out by of the alley by the Whitehouse garbage??? How insulting and how low class, but then again Obama has no class or decorum ..

    But then again Obama kissing Calderon's ass and letting Paul McCartney get away with insulting this nation is ok with you!

    So I have to ask who's side is he on anyway? It certainty isn't isn't ours.

  • Sardonikus

    I really wish Napoleon would jump out of his tomb and boot these oddballs out of France. It would do the country good.

  • Kerrie

    Be careful poking just a stick at them. I wouldn't touch those herpes dumps with a cattle prod.

  • AF_Vet

    Yeah RP, 'over the edge' in this case being a euphemism “factually and historically accurate.”

  • AF_Vet

    “Famous in France?” Yeah, so is Jerry Lewis–but at least he does some good in the world.

  • Toastrider

    Yup. Been going for a while, although I'm more the gamer subset than the costumer. It's always neat to see what people dress up as.

  • http://conservativebootcamp.com Martin Hale

    The male version of Rainbow Brite is reaching out to me from France to let me know he wants me to die and go to Hell. Isn't the Internet awesome?

    Well, I think we have our answer here about why France has fallen so far, so fast as a world power. It's small wonder that the Muslims think they can take the country over without so much as firing a shot. Were I a jihadi, even a non-violent jihadi (if there is such a thing), one look at this 'man' and I'd know in my heart that the battle is won. What's he going to do to me? Hit me with one of his stuffed animals whilst muttering dark curses at me? Ooooh, I'm scared. It's hard for me to not to blend that image above with the “I fart in your general direction” quote of Monty Python fame.

  • airfr8er

    If we didn't exist you would be typing german. Pussy.

  • http://www.patriotpost.com bthewolf

    Or one could be an unrelaistic lying idiot, like you, and be a liberal.

  • Mediumheadboy

    Jesus H. Christ, how about learning the fucking English language before you post here?

  • Mediumheadboy

    stupid american people, you shouldn't exist (:

    Stupid foreigner, you *wouldn't* exist if Uncle Sam hadn't saved your ass in World War 2.

  • Mediumheadboy

    What does the R stand for? Retard? Repulsive? Rarely bathes?

  • gfchicago

    LOL I just spewed my morning coffee, lucky that it didn't land on any of my computer equipment!

    Love that quip!

  • nosmartyr

    Wow, I'm shocked to see that this has gotten so much attention. I've talked to Lexi Bee and she's actually an intelligent, talented, beautiful girl. She makes no apology for who she is, but admits and is aware that she's annoying. I have been in this world longer than she has and have, for years, felt the guilt and shame of being an annoying spazz. It'd be really nice if I could turn it off, but since I can't it just sucks to have to live a world with close minded people who refuse to look past the wild hair and bright outfit in order to get to know that loving, giving, vibrant individual that I am; that Lexi is. Just so you know there's a whole generation of kids admiring her in the way that they know best; by imitating her. They will endure ridicule and they will come out of that phase stronger, more self assured, and even wiser. I'm elated to see a Lexi Bee in this grey world. I am a rainbow.

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