Chairman Zero Deploys Zombie Army

Here‘s something we can expect to see a lot of from our Community Organizer in Chief: Obama is attempting to overcome resistance to his Cloward-Piven spending spree by deploying armies of glassy-eyed ACORN types to bang on doors and persuade us peasants that our greedy rulers know best.

First Obamunists must pledge support for the economic suicide pact, which entails deliberately wasting enough money to put the country in debt for generations. Then they are sent out to harass the populace. They won’t be carrying tire irons — yet.

Mitch Stewart of Organizing for America rallies the troops:

By pledging and building support you will be taking the first steps towards establishing a nationwide grassroots network, neighborhood by neighborhood, standing side by side with President Obama as we bring about our agenda for change.

A presence in every neighborhood will be helpful when it comes to identifying counter-revolutionaries who cling to their guns or whisper skeptical comments about the global warming hoax. Obama’s Weather Underground associates estimated that 25 million Americans would need to be rounded up and liquidated before we could achieve the glorious collectivist utopia now known as Change.

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Obamunists are deployed to every neighborhood.

On tips from mega and Conan. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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