Creepy Email Boss Sent To New Employee Who Innocently Befriended His Crush At The Water Cooler Sweeps The Internet

Creepy Email Boss Sent To New Employee Who Innocently Befriended His Crush At The Water Cooler Sweeps The Internet

Overprotective boyfriends can be annoying for everyone around. And, as it turns out, they can extremely creepy too.

When this new guy showed up at work and talked to a woman named Julia at the water-cooler, he thought he was just being friendly. However, Julia’s workplace boyfriend just is not having it. So now, the email that this poor guy got is making the rounds on the internet.

Enjoy Lol’ing for the next 5 minutes.

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The message, purportedly sent by a more senior employee, issues a chilling warning to ‘STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM JULIA’ because he is waiting for her to realize ‘that we’re MEANT to be with each other.’

It reads: ‘Alex, I understand that you’re the new guy around here, so I’m going to let you off with a warning. THIS time.’

Continuing, he describes his connection with Julia – one of lunches, daily gym sessions together, and ‘countless hours texting her at night.’

‘I know everything about her,’ he declares, ‘like all of her hopes, wants, and aspirations. Can you say the same? I don’t think so.

‘I know stuff you can only dream of knowing.’

He concedes that they ‘aren’t technically dating right now’ but remains optimistic: ‘she’ll soon see that I’m the right guy for her.’

‘I’m the type of guy who will love her and take care of her. The type who will actually spend time with her and talk with her.

‘You’re the type who will leave her broken-hearted.’

Wow. Cool down overprotective boyfriend, the guy was literally making small talk.

Not to mention, the guy’s little email is not really all that intimidating. I mean, it is through an email. That’s not all that manly. In fact, it is quite hilarious.

Thank you Reddit geeks for finding this and speaking it around the internet for the rest of us to enjoy.

John Binder

John Binder is a news and political blogger for Right Wing News. Additionally, he is a New Orleans political reporter for TheHayride.com and a news blogger for ProgressivesToday.com.

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