Detention Camp Waver

13 Nov, 2002 by John Hawkins

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Detention Camp Waver: As all readers of Right Wing News know, there are definitely perks to being a member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Here is another one…a detention camp waver created by RWN reader James Corbett…

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