Dogs Enlisting in Marines in Record Numbers
Dogs Enlisting in Marines in Record Numbers: Parris Island, South Carolina – They come from all parts of America, from all walks of life. Some are from poor families, some are extremely wealthy. But like all Americans they’re banding together in a time of need. They are the dogs of America, and like civilized people everywhere, they’re outraged at the video of Arab terrorists brutally gassing an innocent puppy while testing weapons of mass destruction.
“Buncha camel-f**kin’ puppy killers,” snarled Max, an English bulldog from the Flatbush section of Brooklyn. “When I saw the video I knew I couldn’t just sit on my keister or chase my tail. I had to do something (Cont)