German Politician Denies Calling George Bush a ‘Whore of Zion’

German Politician Denies Calling George Bush a ‘Whore of Zion’: Dachau, Germany – In a press conference held in the charming Munich suburb of Dachau, German Justice Minister Herta Daeubler-Gmelin [rhymes with watermelon], emphatically denied calling American President George W. Bush a "whore of Zion."

"I was completely quoted out of context," said Frau Daeubler-Gmelin [rhymes with convicted felon]. "What I actually said was ‘George Bush is a filthy Jew-loving whore of Zion.’ There’s a big difference."

German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder was quick to distance himself from Frau Daeubler-Gmelin’s remarks, and in a prepared statement to the press said, "I sincerely regret any offense that the ignorant non-Aryan President Bush may have taken from the remarks of Frau Daeubler-Gmelin, whose pure German blood is unsullied by any racial impurities."

Speaking later at a party rally in Nuremberg, Chancellor Schroedercommented on the recent controversy and said, "There are people in the press, which we all know is controlled by a vast Zionist conspiracy, who claim that Germany is once again descending into racism and intolerance. That is nonsense. Germany is the freest and most democratic country in the world. And anybody who says otherwise will be taken out and shot.

Satire by William Grim from Broken Newz.

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