Happy Genital Integrity Awareness Week
A new cult of militant do-gooders has come to DC to wave placards and demand federal laws to impose their agenda. They are the intactivists. Their mission: to put an end to the horrors of male circumcision.
This is a special time for intactivists, being Genital Integrity Awareness Week. Circumcision is nearly painless and reportedly reduces the risk of acquiring HIV by 60%, yet intactivists still oppose it, for obscure moonbat motives.
Remarks Brian Morris, a professor of molecular medical sciences at the University of Sydney:
Only deception by their propaganda leads some gullible men into believing that their sexual problems have something to do with their circumcision as an infant. This is just not true. … Most are just ignorant do-gooders with a misplaced sense of political correctness, who get sucked into these organizations by believing the rubbish posted on their websites.
Intactivists have blamed circumcision for
among other things, the oppression of women, sexual disharmony, deforestation, militarization, the rise and fall of empires and the invasion of foreign lands for oil.
In short, intactivists are liberals, which is explanation enough for their screeching irrationality.
On a tip from the MaryHunter. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.