Heroin Dealers Arrested After Leaving ‘Paranoid’ Sign On Home Window…IDIOTS!

Heroin Dealers Arrested After Leaving ‘Paranoid’ Sign On Home Window…IDIOTS!

Well, looks like we’ve got some fans of the stupid criminal handbook. This genius, in addition to having controlled substances in her home, also wrote a publicly posted note explaining her aversion to “snitches.” Pro-tip, if you are in possession of illegal drugs, it would probably be best not to post a public note in bright pink on your door proclaiming that fact to the world…and the police. But that is exactly what April Lavender did. She wrote a note that said this: “Due to snitches everyone entering my home is subject to being searched. All cell phones and drinks will be left outside!! If you’re not a snitch, it won’t offend you if I search you.” See note below.

Sheriff’s deputies, who were in the neighborhood answering a call related to joyriding, happened to notice the hot pink note. They asked the homeowner some questions about drug sales, were given permission to search and found heroin, methamphetamine and some other apparent narcotics.

So, Lavender was arrested on drug charges and Weis, the reason Sheriff’s deputies were there in the first place, was arrested for joyriding. All in a day’s work for the Sheriff’s department.

“While drug investigations often require a great deal of time and effort, sometimes the criminals make our job pretty easy,” said Sheriff Kessler.

“If someone posts a sign on their front door about searching “snitches,” it’s a pretty safe bet that there are illegal drugs being sold out of that location.”

Yes and the hot pink color didn’t help.

Sonja Bochow

Sonja Bochow

I live in Newark, DE, am married, and the mother of four children; Liam, Brenna, Keira and Erin. I am also a full time Bible teacher and have a Bachelor of Arts in Communication from West Chester University.

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