In My World: Somewhere There Is A Very Angry Universe With Two Belgiums

In My World: Somewhere There Is A Very Angry Universe With Two Belgiums: “Impudent nations!” French President Jacques Chirac exclaimed at a press conference in his stronghold. He was greatly angered by the east European candidates for EU membership who issued pro-American statements and wished nothing more than to chide them publicly. “What you have done goes against the views of France, the most civilized nation of all! You must shut up if you wish to join the EU of which France declares itself leader!”

“We have an intruder!” screamed his head of security. “He’s described as an angry looking old man.”

“Must be that fool Rumsfeld!” Chirac responded, “Well, we’re prepared for him! Send out the assault force!” Armed troops quickly rushed out of the press conference. “Now you die Rumsfeld!” Chirac exclaimed, “No one keeps me from being extremely rude and arrogant! No one!” Chirac then laughed in an evil and effeminate way. (Cont)

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