Jacques Chirac Overpowered by Poodle
Tragic news: former Frenchman in Chief Jacques Chirac has been mauled by a fellow neurotic poodle:
Former French President Jacques Chirac was rushed to a hospital after being mauled by his pet dog who is being treated for depression, in a dramatic incident that rattled the ex-president’s wife.
The couple’s white Maltese poodle, called Sumo, has a history of frenzied fits and became increasingly prone to making “vicious, unprovoked attacks” despite receiving treatment with anti-depressants, Chirac’s wife Bernadette said.
Chirac was taken to a Paris hospital. His wife did not disclose where he was bitten.
On a tip from Wiggins. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.