Larry King Proclaims His Kid Wants to Be Black

by Van Helsing | January 23, 2009 12:17 pm

Delirious with joy over the ascension of our first Affirmative Action president, CNN’s Larry King has once again wandered into the realm of self-parody[1]:

CNN’s orange-haired septuagenarian chatterbox Larry King has been bowled over by the new Age of Obama, enthusing that his youngest offspring (from his seventh marriage) wants to be black. I guess it’s a case of black being, er, the new black.

Interviewing a visibly uncomfortable Bob Woodward on his eponymous CNN show last night, Larry, 75, gushed: “My younger son Cannon, he is eight. And he now says that he would like to be black. I’m not kidding. He said there’s a lot of advantages. Black is in. Is this a turning of the tide?”

Maybe one day the tide really will turn, and we’ll be judged by the content of our character — but I wouldn’t count on it, with moonbats steering the course for our culture.

What’s next, after a guy getting elected for being half African and having a name like a terrorist? According to King, a lesbian president:

Who would’ve thunk it. I can’t believe it. Well, in 10 years’ time we’ll have, a what, a lesbian?

Just so long as we don’t elect a superannuated moonbat talk show host.

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Larry King and his orange hair, via Emulsion Compulsion[2].

On a tip from Wiggins. Cross-posted at Moonbattery[3].

Endnotes:
  1. self-parody: http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/toby_harnden/blog/?message=WW91ciBwb3N0IGhhcyBub3cgYmVlbiBzdWJtaXR0ZWQh
  2. Emulsion Compulsion: http://www.emulsioncompulsion.com/tag/national-enquirer
  3. Moonbattery: http://www.moonbattery.com/

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