Making Fun Of The French Is Always Good For A Laugh
Making Fun Of The French Is Always Good For A Laugh: IMAO put up some imaginary dialogue that made me laugh out loud. The article speculates about what would happen if you polled the French on gun control…
“American Polltaker: I wish to ask you some questions about guns.
Frenchman: Ahh! Guns! Do not hurt me, American! Paris is yours!
American: No, I just wanted you to answer a poll about guns.
Frenchman: Well, I hate guns, you stupid American. I’m not some thuggish cowboy wanting to shoot at everything. We French are much more sophisticated. For instance… Ahh! An insect! Save me, American!
American: It’s just a butterfly.
Frenchman: Quick, kill it with your gun! It is your duty, American!
American: It flew off.
Frenchman: Once again my non-violent diplomacy triumphs!”