Politics And Porn: Ocotomom And Gavin Newsom’s Wife

This somehow seems oddly appropriate for the wife of the Mayor of San Francisco, although I am a little surprised it’s not a lesbian sex scene,

Jennifer Siebel Newsom is the first lady of San Francisco — but she also stars in a very racy romantic comedy. Before Jennifer even met her husband (Mayor Gavin Newsom) she made the indie flick The Trouble With Love which has now wound up in the hands of Warner Bros. for an “on demand” and limited theater release this Friday.

“It is going to cause quite a stir as people aren’t used to seeing a political figure like this,” director Gene Rhee told Tarts. “But I just hope people judge her (Jennifer) for her amazing performance not for her political associations.”

The heartfelt film presents a quartet of vignettes on a disparate group of young adults exploring the trials and tribulations that come with falling and staying in love. According to Rhee, Newsom’s explicit role involves an “eye-popping and racy” sex scene that involves hallucinations and turns into a threesome — with a twist. (Settle down though, we have to keep some things a surprise for you to see on-screen. …)

Just in case you’re wondering, yes, she is quite the little hotty.

Jennifer Siebel Newsom

In other news, this idea may sound a little off the wall, but you know this porn film would be a guaranteed money maker,

Nadya “OctoMom” Suleman has been offered $1 million to make a pornographic movie by Vivid Entertainment.

The deal also includes health insurance for Suleman’s swollen family.

“Nadya obviously needs income to assure that her children are secure so we are offering her up to $1 million to act in one movie,” said Steven Hirsch, co-chairman of Vivid. “We’ve had many single mothers work with us over the years and their income from Vivid has been very helpful to them. We would schedule production so that the movie could be shot in less than a week.”

A Vivid spokesman said they hope she receives the offer in the mail today.

Octomom is very famous — and if she wasn’t stuffed with babies or, as I like to think of them in her case, welfare brats to be, she would definitely be easy on the eyes. So, it’s easy to imagine them creating a movie: “Octoporn.” It could feature her desperately having sex with every random guy she can find in an effort to try to have more babies. Like I said, it practically writes itself and there’s no doubt that they’d make a ton of money.

Still, I couldn’t recommend that she do the movie. Setting aside the moral issues, she has enough problems without walking into the demeaning meat grinder that is the porn industry. Plus, her kids? They’re already going to be “Octomom’s kids”. Do they really need to have other kids bringing up their mom’s porn movie days to them, too?

PS: But, if she does sign on with the porn company, she should go for a 3 movie deal at a million each plus a percentage of the profits. That way, she’ll have enough money to send the three kids who don’t end up in jail, turn into junkies, or drop out of high school as a result of her bad parenting skills — to a nice private college.

Update #1: As always, the Weekly World News is three steps ahead of the rest of the media. They have all the details on the mysterious “twist” in the Jennifer Siebel Newsom sex scene,

In the final act of the film, the two male protagonists are revealed to be an alien and a Sasquatch! There is an epic battle playing out that pits the two species against each other, complicated when both characters fall in love with Newsom’s character.

As is typically the case, the tension, and the rivalries, can only be resolved in the bedroom with all three parties taking part.

I can’t speak for anyone else, but I would actually watch a movie that featured an alien and a sasquatch fighting each other to the death….but, not so much in the bedroom. That’s a little too creepy.

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