Prince Charles: 96 Months to Save the World

Prince Chucklehead has again demonstrated the link between inbreeding and mental retardation by proclaiming that we have only 96 months to save the world by plunging the West into economic ruin in the name of the polar bears.

Capitalism and consumerism have brought the world to the brink of economic and environmental collapse, the Prince of Wales has warned in a grandstand speech which set out his concerns for the future of the planet.

The heir to the throne told an audience of industrialists and environmentalists at St James’s Palace last night that he had calculated that we have just 96 months left to save the world.

And in a searing indictment on capitalist society, Charles said we can no longer afford consumerism and that the “age of convenience” was over.

The chutzpah and hypocrisy of this pampered, useless fool demanding that we live like Third World peasants while he munches caviar in taxpayer-financed castles and jets around the world spewing the CO2 we’re supposed to pretend is poisonous defies comprehension.

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Chutzpah as large as his lifestyle.

On a tip from mega. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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