Sex-Crazed Olympic Athletes Stockpile 450,000 Condoms for Rio Games

Sex-Crazed Olympic Athletes Stockpile 450,000 Condoms for Rio Games

About 450,000 condoms will be handed out during the Rio de Janeiro Olympics, three times more than for the London Games four years ago. The Olympics bring with it a tradition of debauchery that has long been an unspoken statistic. Watch for a news report about the matter, because they always report on it, tongue in cheek.

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From the AP:

Part of the reason was because 100,000 female condoms will be available for the first time, along with 350,000 condoms for men. About 175,000 packets of lubricant are also being supplied.

The IOC says the condoms would encourage 10,500 athletes and staff to practice safe sex.

It’s not clear if the increase is related to Brazil’s outbreak of the Zika virus. The Associated Press asked the question of the IOC in an email on Friday but did not receive an immediate response.

The Zika virus is carried by mosquitoes, but can also be transmitted sexually. The virus is linked to microcephaly, a condition in which babies are born with undersized brains and skulls.

The condoms will be distributed free from a clinic in the Athletes’ Village, or from vending machines. The village opens on July 24 with the Olympics opening on Aug. 5.

A major newspaper in Sao Paulo has stated that the IOC and local organizers found that the increase was not related to the Zika virus. Well, duh. This happens during every Olympic event. Athletes in top physical form with raging hormones have always opted out of decency and morals. It’s become a gross joke.

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