Suicide Bomber Fail: “Hey, You People Get Away From Me!”
Well, they aren’t recruited because they’re smart or brave
A would-be suicide bomber shot himself dead before hitting his target i.e. the funeral prayers for slain police official Fateh Rehman in Haryan Kot area of Dargai Tehsil on Thursday.
Five police personnel, including Station House Officer (SHO) Fateh Rehman, Assistant Sub-Inspector Amir Khan and others of Sheringal police station, were killed in a rocket and rifle attack on a police mobile van by militants near Jitkot village in Upper Dir district on Wednesday.
The funeral prayers for SHO Fateh Rehman were to be offered at 2:00 pm in his village Haryan Kot of Dargai Tehsil. However, the family of deceased cop and villagers changed the time of Namaz-i-Janaza to 10 am after they got information from credible sources about the suicide attack on the funeral. To avert any untoward incident, the armed villagers and law enforcing agencies beefed up security around the funeral place.
Meanwhile, village women alerted the men when they spotted a burqa-clad suicide bomber approaching the funeral place. Within no time, the armed villagers and police encircled the would-be suicide attacker before he could reach the target.
Sources said the bomber abandoned a bag full of explosives and his suicide vest and hurled two hand-grenades at the people before fleeing. However, the hand-grenades did not explode and he shot himself on the spot with a pistol.
Allahu Ack….oh, crap, run away, run away! Will Irshadul Haq, son of Niaz Muhammad, get his 72 Virgins?
A man in Yemen has carried out a failed suicide bomb attack on a South Korean delegation. The South Koreans were in Yemen in connection with Sunday’s attack in which four of their compatriots were killed. The bomber detonated his explosive belt between two cars carrying South Korean delegates back to the airport in Sanaa. No one was injured in the attack.
One suspect was injured and the other escaped. When soldiers were approaching the injured person, he had blasted himself by activating the suicide jacket. The soldiers escaped unhurt. The troops are continuing further search operation to apprehend the suspect who escaped.
Quality control just isn’t what it used to be.