This Week In Twitterage

Some of my favorite Twitter posts from the last few days…

@anamariecox Okay this is a lesson I was slow in learning: If you hate dealing with FB friend requests, do not mention FB account on primetime cable.

@DrewCurtis just saw a guy trying to haggle at Kroger. Worked out about as well as you’d think

@emzanotti Neighbors are having a huge fight in the alley outside my window. Drag queen trying to calm them down and mediate. Man, I love the city.

@abigvictory That’s right. I’m jealous of a video game character. I shoot her every time Todd tries to save her life. I need to get out of the house.

@secrettweet 7876 I’m using my girlfriend for her money. I will break up with her once I make enough

@abigvictory Awkward: Explaining to the IT guy that your password “iwantoballgagyou” has nothing to do with him. More awkward: His abject disappointment

@abigvictory Woman in 7-11 this morning spilled coffee, couldn’t get the ATM to work, then set off her car alarm. Would laugh at her, but it was me.

@redwhiteandnews BREAKING – Obama nominates Ronnie James Dio for Commerce Secy; all Muzak in retail stores to be replaced with 24-hour loop of “Holy Diver”.

@JulieJoyce Should I be worried when the teacher’s comment on my 4 yr old’s spelling test (she got 100) says “Supper!”?

PS: You can find my personal Twitter account here, the RWN/CG account here, and Melissa Clouthier’s account here.

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