UN Demands Kindergarteners Be Taught How to Masturbate

by Van Helsing | August 27, 2009 1:23 pm

Yesterday at John McCain’s town hall in Phoenix, a moonbat stood up and announced that some things are so important that they must be turned over to the government — namely, healthcare. A wiser person would have said that some things are so important that they must be kept away from the government at all costs — including not only healthcare but education. The latest[1] from our nascent world government:

The United Nations is recommending that children as young as five receive mandatory sexual education that would teach even pre-kindergarteners about masturbation and topics like gender violence.

The U.N.’s Economic, Social and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) released a 98-page report in June offering a universal lesson plan for kids ranging in age from 5-18, an “informed approach to effective sex, relationships” and HIV education that they say is essential for “all young people.”

The program will also brainwash tikes about the horrors of “transphobia.” Those who have reached the ripe old age of 9 will learn about the blessings of abortion. One objective is to “promote the right to and access to safe abortion.”

Nine-year-olds will also learn about aphrodisiacs, while 5-year-olds are taught about the pleasures of masturbation, as well as “gender roles, stereotypes and gender-based violence.”

If there’s any extra time and they aren’t too busy playing with themselves, the kids might also be taught how to read and write.

On a tip from mega. Cross-posted at Moonbattery[2].

Endnotes:
  1. The latest: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,543203,00.html?test=latestnews
  2. Moonbattery: http://www.moonbattery.com/

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