Walmart Shopper Busted Humping Stuffed Horse… Victim’s Picture Released

Walmart Shopper Busted Humping Stuffed Horse… Victim’s Picture Released

Nothing better than a light story to kick off your weekend. A 19 year old “gentleman” walked into a Walmart, and decided to sexually assault an innocent toy horse. When he was finished, he wrapped said horse in a nearby comforter and left the victim in the aisle.

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These are the cold, dead eyes belonging to the victim of a heinous faux sex crime … perpetrated right inside a Walmart.

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19-year-old Sean Johnson allegedly roamed the aisles Tuesday and picked his prey … a brown stuffed horse. Cops say Johnson then pulled out his namesake and pressed it against the horse’s chest.

THAT was just foreplay. Johnson then ferociously humped the horse — making his deposit and then wrapped the animal in a comforter he took from a nearby aisle.

According to the Smoking Gun … an employee saw the whole thing go down and alerted cops who subdued the perp across the street from the Florida super chain.He was charged with indecent exposure and criminal mischief. This would never happen at Target … too obvious, right?

Yes, this is funny, but it’s also extremely disturbing that someone who is legally an adult would do something so… ridiculous and obscene in the toy aisle. If this guy had been doing this in front of my kids, I can assure you he would have been asleep long before the cops had gotten there.

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