The Zombie Apocalypse Is Apparently Starting In Africa

by William Teach | September 25, 2014 9:46 am

Slow news day, nothing of any real interest (I have plenty of “climate change” stuff in the hopper, though). Romney 2016 being for reals[1] doesn’t really get me excited. Liberals attempting to position[2] Obama’s war on ISIS being totally unlike anything Bush did is expected. No mention of Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize, of course. So, zombie apocalypse (FYI: I read quite a few zombie books, love them. Just finished the latest Zombie Fallout[3] book) . The big pull at Memeorandum[4] is from an All Africa article[5], but their server is apparently not resurrecting from all the traffic. Vox Popoli[6] covers that one, here’s one from the UK Mirror

Ebola victims in African village ‘rise from the dead’ causing panic and fear among locals[7]

Panic is spreading across an African community after reports that two Ebola victims have risen from the dead.

The victims, both females in their 40s and 60s, died of the deadly virus in separate communities in Nimba County, Liberia.

But according to reports in a local newspaper, the pair have reportedly been resurrected and are now walking among the living, causing panic and fear among locals.

Panic is spreading across an African community after reports that two Ebola victims have risen from the dead.

The victims, both females in their 40s and 60s, died of the deadly virus in separate communities in Nimba County, Liberia.

But according to reports in a local newspaper, the pair have reportedly been resurrected and are now walking among the living, causing panic and fear among locals.

OK, we’re doomed. Kinda makes you wonder about the wisdom of bringing Ebola patients to the U.S., eh? It’s like the start to a zombie book or movie.

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Endnotes:
  1. being for reals: http://washingtonexaminer.com/romney-2016-is-for-real/article/2553932
  2. attempting to position: http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/09/24/obama-s-iraq-is-not-bush-s-iraq.html
  3. Zombie Fallout: http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Fallout-8-Old-Beginning-ebook/dp/B00N8AIRT0/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1411652284&sr=1-1&keywords=mark+tufo
  4. Memeorandum: http://www.memeorandum.com/140925/p4#a140925p4
  5. All Africa article: http://allafrica.com/stories/201409240829.html
  6. Vox Popoli: http://voxday.blogspot.com/2014/09/ebola-zombies.html
  7. Ebola victims in African village ‘rise from the dead’ causing panic and fear among locals: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/ebola-victims-african-village-rise-4320414
  8. Pirate’s Cove: http://www.thepiratescove.us/
  9. @WilliamTeach: http://twitter.com/WilliamTeach

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