A Burglar Broke Into a Texas Man’s Home. What He Saw Next Had Him Screaming an Apology and Jumping Through the Window.

If you hear a burglar prowling outside your home late at night, it helps to have a gun. It also, apparently, helps to be naked.

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That’s what a Texas man learned when he confronted an intruder with a 9mm…and not much else.

He checked on his sleeping wife, grabbed his 9mm handgun and went to investigate – stark naked.

“I have a tattoo of the grim reaper, my hair is sticking up all crazy and I’m naked,” said the homeowner, who asked that his name be withheld for safety reasons. “I’m not sure if [the burglar] was more afraid of me or the gun.” Upon seeing the homeowner, the burglar reportedly screamed, stammered, “I’m so sorry, sir,” and leapt headfirst through the first-floor window he had used to enter the home.

The police haven’t found the burglar yet, but I have a feeling he’s scarred for life and won’t be breaking into another house any time soon.

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