A Jewish Joke: This is

08 Apr, 2002 by John Hawkins

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A Jewish Joke: This is a variation of a joke I’ve heard in a couple of places and it reminds me of the situation Israel always seems to be in…

“The Romans in full view of the crowds in the Coliseum were going to feed a Jew to the lions. They dug a hole five feet deep, put in the Jew standing up and buried him to his neck, so that only his head was above ground. They then let out the lion that was starved for two days. The lion with his mouth drooling went straight for the Jew and circled his prey before eating it. When it got close, the Jew bit it. It yelped and ran away. From the stands of the Coliseum, someone screamed, “Jew, Fight Fair!”