A Republican Porn Star Running For Governor Of Nevada?

During the last Governor’s race in California, porn star Mary Carey ran, as a Republican, and of course, couldn’t overcome the governator.

Well apparently, the publicity must have worked really well because another porn star named Melody “Mimi Miyagi” Damayo is running for governor of Nevada, again, as a Republican.

Here are some of her beliefs:

2. “I believe that each individual is naturally entitled to do as he pleases with himself and the fruits of his labor, so far as it no wise interferes with any other man’s rights; that each community, as a state, has a right to do exactly as it pleases with all the concerns within the State that interfere with no other State . “Abraham Lincoln

4. Republicans fought to abolish slavery, give blacks equal rights and then the vote. Many Republican politicians risked their careers on that period’s “third rail” of politics.(GOP)

6. The Republican Party also played a leading role in securing women the right to vote. In 1896, Republicans were the first major party to favor women’s suffrage.

7. Republicans have a long and rich history with basic principles: Individuals, not government, can make the best decisions; all people are entitled to equal rights; and decisions are best made close to home.

Here’s her platform:

1. Anti-Stalking Legislature Enforcement
2. Reduce waiting time processing police reports for victims of crime.
3. Tougher laws on domestic violence abusers.
4. Remove newly added business tax laws on entertainers. (*We’re already paying Federal taxes.)
5. Legalizing strip clubs in hotels.
6. Against political corruption.
7. Against judicial activism.
8. For Free Speech.
9. For reducing prices at the pump.
10. For reducing youth gang violence

I think her agenda is a bit too stripper-related and a little bit too general, but it’s still better than John Kerry’s agenda in 2004.

Interesting question: Carey was a Republican, Miyagi is a Republican…is this standard? On the one hand, the “We must ban porn crowd” is mostly Republican. On the other hand, if you hate taxes, regulations, and being soft on criminals, issues that would all probably be near and dear to a porn star’s heart, it makes sense that you’d be a Republican

Either way, the important thing here is that, wow, does she look saucy in that outfit or what? Wow…

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