A Very Special Post from Frank J.
Hi, I’m Frank J. You may remember me from such blogs as “Punditopia” and “Musings of an Angry Black Woman” and such podcasts as “No Talent Hack with Expensive Audio Equipment” and “I’m Not Exactly Sure What a Podcast Is Either.”
Now, in all my days of blogging, I’ve gotten money, women, fame, and tons of free stuff, but, for the first time ever, I’ve been asked to blog on RightWingNews. John Hawkins was one of the first bloggers to ever link to me, so I immediately agreed to do a post for him at half my going rate (I know; can you even buy anything for $5,000 these days? But it’s the honor, I guess). Even at half-price, I’m going to make this a special post. Instead of my usual badinage about hating monkeys and nuking natural satellites, I’m going to write something more apropos to RightWingNews. That’s right, I’m going to write some news that is right-wing.
And, unlike the FOX News website, I’m not just going to grab stuff off the AP wire.
Anyway, here is my big scoop, exclusive to RightWingNews…