America Hates Rosie O’Donnell


You’d think that, by now, that would be obvious to her. She’s just one of those people we’ll continue to tolerate, but secretly hope that they are negotiating to Canada, where they will move, live and die in liberal paradise (likely because of universal health care, but that’s an entirely different can of worms).

We send hints to Rosie. We sent our love week after week through our reviews of the View, and occasionally, we made up our own haiku, in hopes that communicating in her natural language would…you know…get to her in a way we’d never managed before.

But maybe, being bitten in the nose by what appears to be Colbert’s rabid bald eagle is enough of a metaphor.

On can only hope and pray.

Trending Today

Related Articles

If You Say We’re Raping Iraq, Why Aren’t You Rooting Against Us?

“…Susan Block, a California sex therapist who hosts a syndicated radio show and HBO’s “Radio Sex TV,” wrote an April

9

Voters Rate Obama Worst President Since WW2

Well, this is actually change I can believe in: Poll after poll has charted President: Obama’s dipping approval rating in recent

Lamb chops

All the big bloggers are all over the politics of why the “what’s so funny ’bout peace, love and understanding”