America Hates Rosie O’Donnell


You’d think that, by now, that would be obvious to her. She’s just one of those people we’ll continue to tolerate, but secretly hope that they are negotiating to Canada, where they will move, live and die in liberal paradise (likely because of universal health care, but that’s an entirely different can of worms).

We send hints to Rosie. We sent our love week after week through our reviews of the View, and occasionally, we made up our own haiku, in hopes that communicating in her natural language would…you know…get to her in a way we’d never managed before.

But maybe, being bitten in the nose by what appears to be Colbert’s rabid bald eagle is enough of a metaphor.

On can only hope and pray.

Trending on the Web

Related Articles

If We Build It, They Won’t Come Or Alternately, Yes, The Fence Works

The fence we’re building on our Southern border is not intended to be a cure-all for our illegal alien woes.

Conservative Grapevine Promo

When you finish up with Right Wing News today, make sure to check out my other blog, Conservative Grapevine for

Daily News For Oct 17, 2006

Domestic Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid Has Been Using Campaign Donations Instead Of His Personal Money To Pay Christmas Bonuses