An Iraqi Joke: I ran
An Iraqi Joke: I ran across this joke on Fark…
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?”
The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.”
So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?”
Bush says, “We’re planning WWIII”.
To which the guy replies, “Really? What’s going to happen?”
Bush says, “Well, we’re going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman.”
The guy exclaimed, “A bicycle repairman? Why kill a bicycle repairman?
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, “See, smart @ss?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!” (Thanks to Sara_iffic for posting this one on Fark)