Ann Coulter Unloads In Her Latest Interview
Ann Coulter, whom I’ve interviewed twice (here and here) has posted an out-of-country interview with her as part of her latest column. Since it’s only half the column, I don’t feel too bad about posting the whole thing here. Coulter is brutally funny in this interview and I think you’ll enjoy it…
Interview by Carlos Baroni, Oriana d’America, Italy, October 2004
Q: Many liberals are rich, come from the East Coast, are white, studied at the Ivy university. You are rich (I hope), come from Connecticut, are white and studied at Cornell. Why do you hate the liberals?
A: Because I know so many of them. Liberals are clueless, amoral sexual degenerates, communists and pacifists – no offense to you or your readers intended, of course.
Q: You said the USA’s worst enemy are the liberals.
A: So what’s the question? The enemy within is often far more damaging than the enemy outside. Does the name “Mussolini” – great believer in extensive government direction of the economy, just like the Democrats – ring a bell?
Q: Why do Europeans prefer liberals than conservatives?
A: Because you’re all a bunch of atheists, humanists and moral relativists. Love the food, though! And don’t get me started on the shoes you wonderful people make! They’re to surrender for!
Q: Do Europeans love Kerry more or hate Bush more?
A: Hate Bush. No one loves John Kerry, including John Kerry. Europeans are wrong on policy, not clinically insane.
Q: Who will win the elections 2004?
A: That’s for the Supreme Court to sort out, you ignorant foreigner.
Q: If Kerry should win, what will the changes in the USA be?
A: He’s got this exciting new plan for Iraq I think you Italians may have heard of. It’s called “unconditional surrender.” Today, Christianity is legal and gay marriage is illegal. If Kerry wins, these will be reversed.
Q: And the world?
A: That will be up to the United Nations.
Q: Is it right, the Iraqi conflict?
A: No, it’s wrong. The rabid savages who are fighting American troops should give up immediately.
Q: What’s your opinion about the U.S. media? Are they actually free?
A: Pravda had certain shortcomings in Soviet days, but at least it was honest enough to admit being a Communist Party newspaper.
Q: Our American image comes from movies. But Hollywood isn’t the real America …
A: The real America is Hollywood, Fla.
Q: Does tolerant Islam exist or not?
A: If it does exist, it’s keeping an extremely low profile.
Q: Is it possible to export democracy?
A: Yes. Ever heard of “Italy”?
Q: Who are the three best U.S. presidents of the century? And the three best in any time?
A: Century: Reagan, Coolidge, Harding. Ever: Washington, Reagan, Lincoln.
Q: What is your opinion about the center-left leader in Europe? Zapatero, Blair, Schroeder?
A: Zapatero is Spanish for “Chamberlain.” I would campaign for Blair for U.S. president. Schroeder – what is the Italian word for “scumbag”?
Q: And about center-right? Berlusconi, Chirac?
A: Chirac is center-right? Better lay off the grappa, Primo. Berlusconi: LOVE him!!
Q: Your last book is called “How to Talk to a Liberal.” With which words?
A: A baseball bat is best. But if you absolutely must use words, something like: “Grow up.”