Are You Smarter Then A Moonbat?

Let’s get right to it! Answers below the fold. Let’s see how well you do! (cross posted at Pirate’s Cove and Blue Star Chronicles)

  1. Anthropogenic climate change is…
  2. Waterboarding is…
  3. Abortion on demand is…
  4. Climahysterics believe that changing one’s lifestyle for climate change is something that everyone…
  5. Ron Paul is…
  6. Liberals believe you are rich if you…
  7. Rolling back tax cuts on the rich is code for…
  8. A progressive is…
  9. Vietraq is…
  10. My Little Pony…
  11. The movie “The Elephant Man” was…
  12. Joe Biden is running for president because…
  13. B. Hussein Obama should…
  14. John Edwards is for the little guy and….
  15. Bill Richardsons chances of winning are directly proportional to…
  16. Dennis Kucinich has a hot wife because…
  17. Al Gore does not want to run for president because….
  18. Bill Clinton is…
  19. If you are a liberal and you want your candidate to win, you should probably…
  20. 200 liberals go to a global warming rally: what are they driving?
  21. And, for bonus points, Howard Dean is known as…

Sorry, no multiple choice. That would be too easy!

  1. a pantload
  2. a necessary evil used a whopping 3 times over 4 years ago on high value Al Qaeda members, which liberals have whined about to the point that it is no longer a worthwhile intelligence gather tool
  3. the number one issue espoused by people who should be grateful their Mom had a different opinion
  4. else must do. They just can’t afford to change theirs at the moment
  5. a Bircheresque crank whose national security policies are pretty much the same as the liberals running for President. And he has A Blimp!
  6. get a paycheck
  7. raising taxes on people getting a paycheck
  8. someone who lives in the past. Preferably right around 1/20/2001
  9. a fictionary place that the liberals want us to lose, too
  10. was modeled after John Edwards hair
  11. based on Hillary Clinton’s ankles
  12. he wants people to know where Delaware actually is
  13. probably learn to duck at random times as his poll numbers approach Clintons
  14. the 40% he rakes off their jury rewards
  15. the number of Visitors he can get to vote for him
  16. she deflects attention away from the raving lunatic he really is
  17. it would be a major cut in pay from what he rakes in from the Climahysterics
  18. someone you should keep your daughter away from
  19. make sure Markos Moulitsas doesn’t back them.
  20. nothing fuel efficient
  21. the gift that keeps giving, which is why you pretty much hear zip from him anymore, and it is tough to find information on him even Democrats.com, the official Dem website

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