“Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.” Imagine being the one to find that name on a recall petition.

I wonder what his name was before?

A man who police say legally changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop…

Is that a long “o” or a short “o” in “Beezow?” You know he only did it so finding “Bugs Bunny” on a recall petition wouldn’t look so unusual.

…faces weapon and drug charges after he was found drinking and using drugs in the area of Reynolds Park on Madison’s Near East Side on Thursday afternoon, Madison police said.

Police said Zopittybop-Bop-Bop…

Oh, that’s funny — they have to use his legal last name just like anybody else’s.

…30, of Madison, quickly put his hands in his pockets as police approached. The officers said they recognized Zopittybop-Bop-Bop from past incidents in which he was charged with carrying a concealed weapon and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Note to recall petition checkers: “Zopittybob-Bop-Bop” is hyphenated, and that’s a double “t.” Single “t,” that’s probably forged.

Hat tip Christian Schneider. Cross-posted at TrogloPundit.

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