Better Than Monday Night Football:
Better Than Monday Night Football: I’m not a big fan of Dennis Miller and I thought he was terrible on MNF. However, he is a funny guy and when he’s on, he’s on. As evidence, I present these two quotes from his appearance on the Tonight Show….
— “And you know something, the American Civil Liberties Union, when they come out and say you never profile anybody who gets on an airplane. I say we create a new airline, called the ACLA, the American Civil Liberties Airline where you don’t check anybody, you don’t ask any questions, and let those morons fly on that one, okay? The rest of us want to be protected.”
— “Guantanamo Bay, are these people being treated fairly? Let’s be serious folks. Guantanamo Bay is about as far as our Western sensibilities will allow us to descend as far as putting a prison together. No, you know, it’s no joy ride, but, you know, that being said, if you put the Guantanamo Bay terrorist prison outside of Kabul it would be their Epcot.”