Bill Clinton Forced to Deny He’s a Racist

by Van Helsing | August 5, 2008 2:09 pm

During Stalin’s show trials, even the most brutal communist apparatchiks could find themselves accused of being counterrevolutionaries. Likewise, even America’s First Black President[1], the guy with the office in Harlem[2], who has been said to be blacker than Obama[3], feels compelled to deny the thought crime of racism:

It’s no use protesting his innocence. As universities now teach[4], all white people are racist[5]. Like the rest of us, Slick Willie can only be redeemed by accepting the punishments deemed just by the Obamessiah.

On tips from Lyle. Cross-posted at Moonbattery[6].

Endnotes:
  1. America’s First Black President: http://ontology.buffalo.edu./smith/clinton/morrison.html
  2. office in Harlem: http://www.house.gov/apps/list/hearing/ny15_rangel/opedclintonharlem.html
  3. blacker than Obama: http://politicalnighttrain.wordpress.com/2007/12/08/bill-clinton-blacker-than-obama-so-says-andrew-young/
  4. universities now teach: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/434449/all_white_people_are_racistthe_university.html
  5. all white people are racist: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/710280/posts
  6. Moonbattery: http://www.moonbattery.com/

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