British Poll: Bush is ‘Stupid Evil Genius’ By Scott Ott
A new survey of Britons indicates that a majority believes that U.S. President George Bush is a “stupid evil genius.”
“The results indicate that Brits don’t think Bush is smart enough to put his right boot on his right foot,” said a spokesman for the polling company. “And he’s so clever that he tricked the entire U.N. Security Council into thinking Saddam Hussein was a brutal dictator who sponsored terror. He’s a stupid evil genius.”
According to the poll, people in the United Kingdom now fear that “Mr. Bush will accidentally trick Prime Minister Tony Blair into doing something even more ingeniously moronic in Iraq.”
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