Bush Requests Condi Testimony Sequel By Scott Ott
Despite his initial reluctance to allow National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice to testify publicly before the 9/11 commission, U.S. President George Bush today said he would like to see a sequel.
“I could watch a couple more hours of that movie,” said Mr. Bush. “Maybe we could do a whole series of them in primetime.”
Meanwhile, Democrats in Congress appealed to the FCC to investigate the live coverage of Dr. Rice’s testimony, charging that it may violate election laws.
“It was a free commercial emphasizing the competence and leadership of the Bush administration,” said one unnamed Democrat House member. “We demand equal time.”
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