Bustamante May Renounce Ties to Racist Organization
California Lt. Gov. Cruz Bustamante today said he is considering renouncing ties to a so-called racist organization which persists in judging a person by the color of his skin rather than the content of his character.
“I don’t know if can stay with a group that promotes racial division,” said Mr. Bustamante. “Their ideas have resulted in a wave of minority illiteracy and unemployment, third-generation welfare families and the deaths of countless thousands of potential black and Hispanic citizens through abortion. How can I, in good conscience, remain a member of the Democrat party?”
A gubernatorial campaign spokesman said Mr. Bustamante joined the party while in college, and should not be held responsible “for his youthful indiscretions.”
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