Cut The Crazy, Please!

WorldNetDaily is actually running this, for reasons that baffle me, as if it’s a legitimate news story,

Is this an angel appearing at gas station? Mysterious blue image has many perplexed

A mysterious, blue cloud that appeared floating for half an hour at an Ohio gas station has some wondering if an angel may have appeared.

A mysterious, blue cloud that appeared floating for half an hour at an Ohio gas station has some wondering if an angel may have appeared.

Blue cloud at Marathon gas station in Parma, Ohio, was caught on security cameras

“It gives me the chills,” one witness said.

“It was an angel,” said another. “There was an angel here.”

The ethereal image was captured on security cameras Sunday at a Marathon service station in Parma, Ohio. The image is seen flipping and then sitting in the same spot.

What?!?!?! The?!?!?! Hell?!?!?!

Since when do angels resemble photoshopped blue clouds? And why would one of them be hanging out in a gas station? Oh, and perhaps most importantly, why in the world is WND running this like it’s a straight news story, at the top of their page?

Bonus question #1: Is the angel working to further the North American Union?

Bonus Question #2: Is the angel here to vote for Ron Paul?

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